Posts Tagged funny

Quantum nonsense

I got a GMail ad for this crap: By communicating with an alternate reality’s version of yourself, you can achieve skills quickly and without effort! It’s crazy nonsense, and it’s funny enough I had to post it.

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Hey hey hey!

Gmail just gave me an ad for “Hey & Hey Equine Law”. Apparently it’s real. I find that astonishingly funny.

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A funny quote for my uncle, Hal Rubinstein

“. . when we consider a stallion of the century, we refer to Rubinstein.”

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Not all Leon Barretts are well-behaved

Here’s a Leon Barrett who got arrested for sending threatening letters to celebrities.

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Managing mailing list subscriptions

I’m feeling comedic. Also, Google Groups recently started ending emails with, “To unsubscribe from this group, email google_groups….”

I’d rather unsubscribe in more creative ways. To unsubscribe from this group:

  1. kick a puppy.
  2. write “unsubscribe” on your chest and flash the Google Street View van.
  3. moon the Google Street View van. No writing is required.
  4. burn a hair from the head of a virgin under the darkness of the new moon. The owner of the hair will then receive the emails meant for you.
  5. click your heels three times and say, “There’s nowhere like real life.”
  6. teach a child to read and write, then assign them to manage your group subscription.
  7. punch the computer so hard the email bounces.
  8. sneak into the Google cafeteria and steal a free lunch.
  9. post endless rants to this group until everyone ignores and avoids it.

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Pizza in a Cup

I just ate Pizza in a Cup. I only knew it as a gag from the Jerk, one of my mom’s favorite movies, but I saw it in real life:

Little Gino's Pizza in a Cup sign

Sadly, the reality is just a pizza cut up and put in a cup.

Little Gino's Pizza in a Cup

It’s not even very good. A bitter aftertaste is really not what pizza should have. Still, it was the opportunity of a lifetime.

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Best RickRoll ever

http://failblog.org/2010/01/20/rickrolld-win/

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Terrible logos

Cracked.com had a great article on bad logos today. My favorite is the Hospital for Special Surgery logo:

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Learning to use my guitar

Apparently I still need to learn to use my guitar correctly.

Explosm comic about guitars

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The voices of the internet

What would Google be like as a person? What about MySpace?

http://www.cracked.com/video_16271_internet-party-2-intervention-myspace.html

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